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		<title>An April Fools’ Day joke goes awry at the Washington Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swopa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[April Fools&#8217; Day can be a very dangerous holiday in some organizations. For example, given the well-documented perversity of the Washington Post&#8216;s op-ed pages under Fred Hiatt, it&#8217;s probably no surprise that second-tier staffers blow off steam by grumbling and making sarcastic jokes in informal lunch-room conversations. So, it happens that yesterday, a bunch of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://needlenose.com/i/swopa/Quayle_obamicon.png" alt="" width="271" height="400" />April Fools&#8217; Day can be a very dangerous holiday in some  organizations.</p>
<p>For example, given the <a href="http://mediamatters.org/columns/201002190040" target="_blank">well-documented  perversity</a> of the <em>Washington Post</em>&#8216;s op-ed pages under Fred  Hiatt, it&#8217;s probably no surprise that second-tier staffers blow off  steam by grumbling and making sarcastic jokes in informal lunch-room  conversations.</p>
<p>So, it happens that yesterday, a bunch of them were  sitting around on a break at a table with that morning&#8217;s <em>Wall Street  Journal</em> &#8212; lying open to Karl Rove&#8217;s opinion piece offering  unsubtle GOP-friendly suggestions to the &#8220;tea party&#8221; movement (including  <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/removing-core.html" target="_blank">not  forming a third party</a>).  The talk turned to how soon it would take  Hiatt to ask the staff to gin up a me-too column from one of the WaPo&#8217;s  ever-growing <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0210/WaPo_hires_another_exBush_speechwriter.html" target="_blank">stable  of former Bush administration mouthpieces</a>.</p>
<p>Then, realizing it  was April Fools&#8217; Day, one of them said, &#8220;You know what would be funny?   If we wrote up our own piece and put it under the name of Dan Quayle.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s  Dan Quayle?&#8221; asked one of the younger staffers.</p>
<p>&#8220;The 1980s  prototype for Sarah Palin,&#8221; another answered.  &#8220;Young, supposedly  irresistible good looks, and dumber than the day is long.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Seriously?   How dumb was he?&#8221; asked the younger staffer.</p>
<p>&#8220;Bill Kristol was  considered his &#8216;brain&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
<p>A long pause.  &#8220;Holy crap!  I guess  you&#8217;re right.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Exactly!  So wouldn&#8217;t it perfect to have a column  with advice for the teabaggers from Dan Quayle &#8212; the patron saint and  godfather they never knew they had?&#8221;</p>
<p>Unfortunately, just then Fred Hiatt walked in for a cup of coffee,  overhearing the suggestion.  And <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/01/AR2010040102181_pf.html" target="_blank">he thought they were serious</a>.</p>
<p><em>(Cross-posted at </em><a href="http://firedoglake.com/2010/04/02/an-april-fools-day-joke-goes-awry-at-the-washington-post/" target="_blank"><em>Firedoglake</em></a><em>.)</em></p>
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		<title>From the Department of Situational Ethics</title>
		<link>http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/12/16/from-the-department-of-situational-ethics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swopa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt Yglesias caught this bit of double-talk about the Rod Blagojevich indictments coming from the Washington Post&#8216;s Shailagh Murray in an online chat yesterday: There isn&#8217;t a reasonable person around who thinks this scandal will taint Obama in any meaningful way, but at the very least, it reminds people of the political world from whence [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2008/12/shailagh_murray_advocates_collective_guilt.php" target="_blank">Matt Yglesias</a> caught this bit of double-talk about the Rod Blagojevich indictments coming from the <em>Washington Post</em>&#8216;s <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2008/12/09/DI2008120901145.html" target="_blank">Shailagh Murray</a> in an online chat yesterday:</p>
<blockquote><p><b>There isn&#8217;t a reasonable person around who thinks this scandal will taint Obama in any meaningful way</b>, but at the very least, it reminds people of the political world from whence he came. <b>This story could be a useful preamble to something bigger down the road</b>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Seeing Murray&#8217;s eagerness to tolerate phony claims of corruption in the hopes they will prove &#8220;useful&#8221; in reporting on a hoped-for presidential scandal later, I immediately flashed back to her comments in the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2007/07/06/DI2007070601608.html" target="_blank">summer of 2007</a>, reacting to the <em>actual</em> corruption of a President commuting the sentence of a criminal in his own administration:</p>
<blockquote><p><b><em>Yaawwn</em></b>. That&#8217;s my view of the Libby flap. <b>What on earth did people expect Bush to do?</b></p></blockquote>
<p>Apparently her enthusiasm for White House scandal depends greatly on which party is occupying the White House.</p>
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