Hey Texas...feeling is mutual! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
Shrubya II aka Gov Perry backs off his calls for secession. Damn it! What a wuss!! Well to hell with him, we should host a plebiscite and just kick ‘em out! And we can build the wall/fence/flashing lights border thingie between us and The Baptist Republic of Texas!
…if it’s taken them so long to realize that weapons of mass destruction are readily available at gunshows across America. Or maybe all the hoopla about ‘sleeper cells’ was total Bush bullshit, as I’ve suspected for years. If there were any sleeper cells, and they had any brains, they’d do the next attack American style, driving Monster Trucks into Oil Refineries in Texas, with retrofitted fully automatics blazing. At that point they may as well convert to Fundee Christianity and attack abortion clinics…then they’d have Palin and the rest of the Reactionaries rooting for them.
Demonstration today in Austin, bunch of Texan wing-nuts want to secede from the union. Yee-haw! What a great idea! Think of it – 2 fewer Repug Senators, 18 fewer Repug Congressmen (including Gold Standard Ron Paul). Where can I contribute to the cause? Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!
Another reactionary terror attack! At least they only kill Confederates.
Don’t bother sending us any more airplane suicide bombers, Osama Bin Laden, American Reactionaries are just dying to kill us themselves – case in point, an anti-tax wing-nut just Kamikaze’d his private plane into an IRS building in Texas. You can read his twisted rantings here if you want to go to the trouble – it’s nothing you wouldn’t find on any other stupid wing-nut blog.
One thing I don’t understand – the guy was so anti-tax that he was driven to kill himself and various random bureaucrats – but he had his own private plane for fucks’ sake! I can’t afford a fucking private plane! We didn’t tax him enough! Texas doesn’t even have a state income tax for Christ’s sake!
Typical whiny reactionary terrorist putz. America wake up – the Enemy is Within!
* Update 2-22-10* Like father like daughter? Joe Stack’s daughter considers her father a hero! Only in the topsy-turvy world of the wing-nuts are people who attack government offices heroes! Just like a decorated veteran like Kerry gets swift-boated so his draft-dodging, war criminal opponent can get another 4 years, or abortion-doctor killer is aided and abetted and kept out of the hands of justice for several years.
*Update 2 2-22-10* It’s not just the guy’s daughter casting our domestic wing-nut terrorist as a hero – Repug Rep. Steve King calls on fellow reactionaries to implode their local IRS offices!