Needlenose

They're coming to get you, Rand!

There he goes again, shooting his mouth off!  “Ayn” Rand Paul vows to stop illegal immigration by building a vast underground electric fence on our southern border.  Underground?  Who is he planning to stop, the Mole People?

Or as the Mole People themselves put in (courtesy of the Residents in Mark of the Mole):

“We have left our lives, we have left our land,
We have left behind all we understand,
Now we must cry out, yes we must demand –
Let my children live in a land that’s low,
Where the holes are deeper than light can go;
Let them have not pride but instead a soul
That can see the shame of the hands that glow.!”