Sure, let’s repeal the 14th Amendment
Friday, August 13th, 2010 by
No automatic citizenship for the uneducated
I actually think the Tea Baggers may be on to something with their calls to repeal the 14th Amendment. Just because somebody is born here doesn’t mean they’d make a valuable addition to the US, right? Here is what I’d do – when the person turns 18, I’d have them hand-letter a sign. If the sign is misspelled or ungrammatical, the candidate is denied citizenship and deported to some random 3rd-world country.
By the same token, we should fast-track the citizenship process for immigrants with Masters and Doctorates to replace the vast swath of stupid conservatives we’d be deporting. It’s a win-win proposition!