Needlenose

In 2004, when asked about his flight-suit “Victory in Iraq” speech in front of the Mission Accomplished Banner, Shrubya said he had no regrets - “”Absolutely . . . You bet I’d do it again.”  Now a lame duck, apparently the regrets over the banner speech have caught up with him.  I thought Laura was even stoopider than Shrubya, but it turns out she is Marge to his Homer:

“I regret saying some things I shouldn’t have said,” Bush told CNN’s Heidi Collins when asked to reflect on his regrets over his two terms as president. “Like ‘dead or alive’ and ‘bring ‘em on.’ My wife reminded me that, hey, as president of the United States, be careful what you say.”

In one of the Shrubya/Kerry debates, didn’t Shrubya also issue some sort of blanket statement about how he didn’t regret anything he had done up until that point, or something like that?

Short of committing sepukku, there is very little that Shrubya could do that I would consider sufficient attonement for the hell he has unleashed on the world.  Fuck you asshole, I hope you choke on a pretzel or drown in your pool.