The Repugs must be desperate
Friday, February 27th, 2009 by
Separated at birth? Jonathan Krohn & Damien
Step aside, Rush Limpboy & Flobby Jindal, the Repugs have gotta new spiritual leader: 13-year old Jonathan Krohn! The good news for them is that little Krohn is none other than Damien, the Son of Satan. Now they’ve got their candidate for 2030, who is guaranteed to win, what with the backing of Hell and all!
Little Krohn/Damien embraced his birthright at a tender young age of 8, and has been prepping to take over the US and the world ever since.