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Wrong-wingers start the ‘Conservative Bible Project’ to cut out the “Liberal” bits.  Seriously?  It’s a wasted effort unless they just bite the bullet and delete the New Testament to eliminate all that Jesus stuff about healing lepers (free healthcare), helping the poor (socialism) and general bleeding-heart Liberalism.

Tip from General Contractor Buddy, Tennesseens can pack heat in bars.  Let that sink in for a moment – rednecks…alchohol…guns…all in one place…

Still, it seems wiser than the Georgian’s desire to carry guns in airports – I’m still not sure what that was about.  And of course you need to pack a piece to defend yourself against Yogi and Boo-Boo in the National Parks.  Of course for some reason we still haven’t opened up churches to weapons of individual destruction in spite of the fact that killing in church appears to be all the rage.  I mean nothing says “Jeebus loves you” like a bullet to the head, right?  Just ask this pastor in Kentucky!

Old bowl that says Jesus the Magician

Aren’t the Fundees always trying to ban Harry Potter, because he was a ‘wizard’ and everybody knows wizards work for Satan?  Well archaeologists just found an ancient bowl with an engraving that has the earliest reference to Jesus, saying “By Christ the Magician.”  What’s next – bowl banning?