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		<title>Taking the Mountain to &#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via CBC: A Quebec businessman whose name is one of the many that have erroneously landed on the U.S. Department of Homeland Security&#8217;s flight passenger watch list has decided to change his name to avoid lengthy security hassles at the airport. Mario LabbÃ©, an executive with a Montreal-based record company, says his Canadian passport triggers [...]]]></description>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/09/11/nofly-name.html">CBC</a>: </p>
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A Quebec businessman whose name is one of the many that have erroneously landed on the U.S. Department of Homeland Security&#8217;s flight passenger watch list has <b>decided to change his name to avoid lengthy security hassles at the airport</b>.</p>
<p>Mario LabbÃ©, an executive with a Montreal-based record company, says his Canadian passport triggers a red alert on the computers of U.S. customs agents every time he tries to board a flight to the U.S. â€” which is about once a month for the past seven years.<br />
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Although LabbÃ© wrote letters to the U.S. department, his efforts were in vain, prompting him to legally change his name.</p>
<p>&#8220;So now, my official name is FranÃ§ois Mario LabbÃ©,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then you have to change everything: driver&#8217;s license, social insurance, medicare, credit card â€” everything.&#8221;</p>
<p>Although it&#8217;s not a big change from Mario LabbÃ©, he said <b>it&#8217;s been enough to foil the U.S. customs computers</b>.</p></blockquote>
<p>It turns out that terrorists aren&#8217;t allowed to legally change their name, so I guess we can consider that security hole firmly plugged.</p>
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