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		<title>I was named pope in a prison camp</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And that appears to be where John McCain thinks he&#8217;s running for president: Maybe he just means that he as a candidate shares the same relationship the rest of us have to Karl Rove and/or the right-wing GOP base &#8212; as in, it&#8217;s their world, and we&#8217;re all just prisoners in it. P.S.  My favorite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that appears to be where John McCain thinks he&#8217;s running for president:</p>
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<p>Maybe he just means that he as a candidate shares the same relationship the rest of us have to Karl Rove and/or the right-wing GOP base &#8212; as in, it&#8217;s their world, and we&#8217;re all just prisoners in it.</p>
<p>P.S.  My favorite part of the video is the girl in the black T-shirt over McCain&#8217;s left shoulder&#8230; watch her smile suddenly vanish as soon as the gaffe occurs.</p>
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		<title>Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think that, if you were a U.S. presidential candidate who had scheduled an interview with a Spanish journalist, you would prepare yourself beforehand&#8230; oh, I don&#8217;t know, maybe by refreshing your memory as to who the prime minister of Spain was. Not if you&#8217;re John McCain, though. Update: Via Raw Story, here&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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<p>You would think that, if you were a U.S. presidential candidate who had scheduled an interview with a Spanish journalist, you would prepare yourself beforehand&#8230; oh, I don&#8217;t know, maybe by refreshing your memory as to who the prime minister of Spain was.</p>
<p>Not if you&#8217;re<a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/217702.php" target="_blank"> John McCain</a>, though.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> Via <a href="http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_asked_if_he_would_invite_0918.html" target="_blank">Raw Story</a>, here&#8217;s a transcript of the Spain part of the interview:</p>
<blockquote><p>INTERVIEWER: <strong>Senator finally, let&#8217;s talk about Spain. If elected president would you be willing to invite President Jose Rodriguez Louis Zapatero to the White House</strong>, to meet with you?</p>
<p>McCAIN: I would be willing to meet with those leaders who are friends and want to work with us in a cooperative fashion.</p>
<p><strong>And by the way President Calderone of Mexico is fighting a very, very tough fight against the drug cartels</strong>. I&#8217;m glad we are now working with the Mexican government on the Merida Plan, and I intend to move forward with relations and invite as many of them as I can, of those leaders to the White House.</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: Would that invitation be extended to the Zapatero government? To the president himself?</p>
<p>McCAIN: Uh, I don&#8217;t, I, ya know, I, honestly, I have to look at the situations and the relations and the priorities. But I can assure you, I will establish closer relations with our friends and I will stand up to those who want to do harm to the United States of America.</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: <strong>So you have to wait and see</strong>. If he&#8217;s willing to meet with you, would you be able to do it? In the White House?</p>
<p>McCAIN: Well, again, I don&#8217;t &#8212; All I can tell you is <strong>I have a clear record of working with leaders in the hemisphere</strong> that are friends with us and standing up to those who are not. And that&#8217;s judged on the basis of <strong>the importance of our relationship with Latin America and the entire region</strong>.</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: OK, <strong>what about Europe? I&#8217;m talking about the president of Spain</strong>.</p>
<p>McCAIN: What about me what?</p>
<p>INTERVIEWER: OK. Are you willing to meet with him if you are elected president?</p>
<p>McCAIN: I am willing to meet with any leader who is dedicated to the same principles and philosophy that we are for human rights, democracy and freedom, and I will stand up to those who are not.</p></blockquote>
<p>Apparently the interview was with a Spanish-language radio station in Miami, which may account for McCain not being prepped to talk about Zapatero.Â  But the <em>&#8220;what about me&#8221;</em> line is a tipoff that he was tired, confused, or just not hearing well.Â  He obviously heard <em>&#8220;But what about Europe?&#8221;</em> as <em>&#8220;But what about YOUR&#8230;&#8221;</em> something or other.</p>
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