Needlenose

Looniest wingnut in America du jour goes to New Hampshire Election Law Chairman David Bates, who is pushing a bill requiring primary candidates to submit a birth certificate in order to get on the ballot.

“There’s nothing like a lunatic to brighten up your day
It’s fun for you to look at him and hear the things he’ll say
But never turn your back on him; he’ll sneak up from behind
‘Cause Heaven only knows what’s on his mind!” – Looney Tune, by Montezuma’s Revenge

Guess Mike Huckleberry decided to channel Tricky Dick and go with the Southern Strategy for his 2012 Presidential Bid…he’s falsely claiming that Obama ‘grew up in Kenya,’ giving him a different ‘world outlook’ then the rest of us ‘Mericuns.  What is he referring to, the lack of Nascar in Africa, or is he merely transforming into Birther Baggins to appeal the uber-wingnuts?

Shame the most respectable guy out of the pack of reactionary 2012 contenders just called dibs on the sewer under the low road!  Jeez, Mike, it’s not like you have a snowball’s chance in the Sahara of winning this, you blew a chance at being the conscience of the GOoPers.  Now you’re just another sorry racist loser.

Tip of the ‘Nose to Film Critic Buddy

Okay, so maybe he didn’t, but if the White House is going to issue press releases on this stuff on April Fools’ Day, they should have tried to have some fun with it…

Mainland wingnuts may obsessed with their fantasies of a Kenyan birth, but here in Hawaii there is no doubt that Obama is 100% Hawaiian.