Needlenose

Too funny.

We’ve only got Soros (where is my monthly check btw, George?).  They’ve got the Koch Brothers, Satan’s little helper Rupert Murdoch, and another 184 billionaire-donors.  Not to mention all those corporations…

Reactionary thinking of the junk in Murdoch's trunk

Do you think this or this is more likely to be a consequence of this?

Wasn’t it just a couple of years ago when the Reactionaries were screaming about how Obama was being controlled by his anti-American pastor Reverend Jeremiah Wright?  How then can their tiny brains accept a contradictory theory, that Obama is a Muslim? This can’t be explained by stupidity alone, I theorize that the Reactionary Brain also suffers an extreme deficit in mid- and long-term memory.

Would be amusing if they weren't all heavily armed.

Can reactionaries get any loonier than sovereign citizens?  I say we declare war and attack!  Or we could march them out to a reservation somewhere in Montana.  See how well that works out for them!

*Update* Ayn Rand Paul should join these loonies out on the reservation.  Forget Montana, let’s relocate the ‘sovereigns’ to Kentucky.

No automatic citizenship for the uneducated

I actually think the Tea Baggers may be on to something with their calls to repeal the 14th Amendment.  Just because somebody is born here doesn’t mean they’d make a valuable addition to the US, right?  Here is what I’d do – when the person turns 18, I’d have them hand-letter a sign.  If the sign is misspelled or ungrammatical, the candidate is denied citizenship and deported to some random 3rd-world country.

By the same token, we should fast-track the citizenship process for immigrants with Masters and Doctorates to replace the vast swath of stupid conservatives we’d be deporting.  It’s a win-win proposition!

Judicial activism in liberal courts result in equal rights for Americans.  Reactionary judicial activism consists of increasing the rights of corporations over Americans, such as keeping individual campaign contributions in check while allowing unlimited corporate donations.  Or continuously letting Big Coal destroy mountains and fresh water streams and to hell with the locals.

*Update 8/6/10* Great analysis of 2 recent rulings in favor of gay marriage along with encouraging prognostication of how SCOTUS might rule.

This kid was either defending himself from a dangerous 3-year old or trying to protect his future liberties from a known future islamocommunofascist.  Wonder when the Open Carry nutjobs will be lobbying for kids to pack heat to protect themselves from their playmates?

Repug pols can be honest – when the microphones are off! Republican Senate Candidate Ken Buck calls Tea Bagger Birthers dumb-asses:

“Will you tell those dumbasses at the Tea Party to stop asking questions about birth certificates while I’m on the camera,” Buck said to the staffer. “God, what am I supposed to do?”

Now if he’d only speak the truth when he knows he is on camera, America can make some progress going forward!

Tip of the ‘Nose to Film Critic Buddy

Here is civil disobedience, Texas-style.   Reactionary politics by other means.

*Update 7/21/10* Reactionary ‘humor’ always seems to involve violence.  And this nut was stopped by sheer luck from doing a Texas-style gun massacre at the ACLU and the Tides Foundation.