Needlenose

"I particularly liked the child soldiers and flower-lady suicide bomber!

After much effort, the Sri Lankan government has finally decapitated the so-called Tamil Tigers, one of the more odious groups of guerrilla warriors in recent times.

Now is the time for the government to heal the rift caused by decades of a pointless and deadly civil war by reaching out to its Tamil  population and address their legitimate concerns for civil liberties and representation in commercial and political life.

“Welcome home, Tony! And to think they call me the ‘Prince of Lies’!”

“Welcome home, faithful minion! Don’t worry, your friend Senator Hatch should join us soon!”