Every hear of the City of Glendora? Nope, me neither. The only Glendora I could think of was Darrin’s mother on Bewitched. So you can imagine my surprise when I received a reminder to pay a citation for illegally parking on one of Glendora’s streets at 2:30A, to the tune of $40 dollars!
After getting over my shock, I checked the ‘contest this citation’ box, and sent them a nice letter, to the effect of “I live and work in San Francisco, more than 400 miles away from your community” and “the night in question the car was parked in my driveway.
So of course that didn’t work. I just got another form letter, an ‘Administrative Review’ saying that “The evidence presented does not invalidate the citation. Please submit proof that the cited vehicle was not yours.”
How do I prove such a thing? I guess ‘innocent until proven guilty’ doesn’t apply to municipal governments and parking violations. It’s not like I run some digital video of my car 24×7, just in case some wacky and possibly fictitious city tries to run some ’shakedown’ scam on me.
I did a little research and discovered the little town is running a $5 million dollar budget deficit. I bet some clever wag decided they could make up the difference by sending out tens of thousands of bogus tickets to random Californians with autos. How many folks would have any type of real evidence of their vehicle’s whereabouts in the early morning hours?
Worse, I looked at the options for an Administrative Hearing - you can do an in-person, a written or a phone hearing. Well nobody’s going to spend $200-$300 to drive 400 miles to contest a $40 ticket. I can choose one of the other two options, but I’m not sure what would constitute conclusive evidence - a written notarized letter (figure $16 at least for the notary stamp) from a neighbor saying they saw my car in the driveway at 7P when they got home (could still conceivably have driven 400 miles in that time).
And the kicker, that convinces me this is some type of LoCal Municipal scam, is the fact that I need to pay the full citation amount *in full* before the Administrative review. What if I don’t pay? California won’t register my car next year; I won’t be able to drive. Oh and of course the fact that Glendora is running a $5 million budget deficit.
It’s only $40 you say, why get so worked up? Well think about it - what’s to stop other possibly fictitious cities from shaking me down, if the Glendora Parking Scam is extremely successful? I’m sure these parking parasites have regular conventions and things, swap secrets.
But a damn clever way of balancing their budget!