Needlenose

After the Repug Congressional victories in 2010, lots of Dems figured Obama was going down in 2012.  Sure, things didn’t break well for the man and his party.  ”But it’s too soon to predict defeat…,” I’ve been telling my liberal buddies, “…let’s see what fur-balls get coughed up by the GOP for 2012!”  And here they are:

Donald Trump!

Does he really thing the GOP base is gonna vote for a loud-mouthed rich New Yorker with bad hair?  You suck as bad as your failed Atlantic City casino!

Mitt Romney

Even more ludicrous – no Fundee is gonna vote for a Mormon, and the Tea Baggers are bound to confuse RomneyCare with ObamaCare.

Sarah Palin

Sarah who?  Your wave crested years ago – that sucking sound you hear is the undertow carrying you back into the depths of political non-entity.

Mike Huckabee

Dude, you suck charisma from the room!

Michele Bachmann

At least Bat Boy was cute!  It never ceases to amaze me that you can keep get *anybody* to vote for you!

Stumble it!  

This entry was posted on Saturday, March 26th, 2011 at 7:15 pm by greenboy and is filed under 2012 US presidential election. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.