Caption contest(s), 9/17
Via Whatever It Is, I’m Against It:
(Dubya at a briefing on damage caused by Hurricane Ike in Houston, TX yesterday; photo by Reuters)
(Dubya and the cast of “The Lion King” at — so help me — a White House reception for the president of Ghana on Monday; photo by the Associated Press)
Stumble it!
Tags: bush, Caption contest, hurricane Ike, Lion King
September 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
What the average lame-duck preznit does: first, make excuses, then put on a tux.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
First picture:
Bush: Ok, so we’re all clear that the international waters off the coast of Texas isn’t a good place to put that refurbished oil platform I’ll be relocating to on January 20, 2009 right? I don’t want my supply of liquor and gold bullion to be at risk.
Second picture:
Bush: What you mean it’s offensive? What’s offensive about it? I mean everyone in the cast is allowed to stay at the hotel of their choice and eat at any restaurant they want to? Shit man, if you want to see offensive, you should come down to my play ranch in Texas and we’ll show you some offensive shit. Whiner. Hey, who let this asshole into the country?
September 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Where is the president when the market is collapsing? How come he isn’t explaining why his administration is bailing out corp. America and why its ok to spend billions to prop up the collapse wall street is experiencing? This is the time the US could use a little leadership.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:28 am
HOW DO YOU LIKE THINGS IN OUR COUNTRY? Oh, heh, sorry… you’re with the cast.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Whaddya mean, the Gulf? My calendar says, “Golf.”
September 20th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Unaware that Richard Mellon Scaife, Henry Kissinger, Brent Scowcrot, et al, have secretly renditioned him to Ethiopia, the stuttering Texas cowboy eagerly awaits the ceremonial Bath of Onions and Carrots.
September 20th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I love the expressions on the faces of the two people on the left, especially the black woman. She’s looking at dumbya like he just peed on her rug.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Skeptical of his offer to relocate them for free, the residents displaced by Hurricane Ike press Bush for more details on government housing at Yucca Mountain Estates.