Comments on: Caption (non-)contest, 9/11

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:16:29 +0000

“It won’t be so bad, if I just close my eyes and think of him as an oil company lobbyist.”

By: Spy buddy

Spy buddy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:12:57 +0000

She is thinking if they win she will kill him and to become the next president.

By: LanceThruster

LanceThruster — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:22:15 +0000

Better back up, baby. No telling how big this thing’s gonna get!”

By: punaise

punaise — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:01:54 +0000

Bowie:

“it took him minutes.
it took her nowhere.”

By: Bokonon

Bokonon — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:59:56 +0000

“Oh, John, not NOW! Not with the cameras running, you old goat!”

By: FMC

FMC — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:36:27 +0000

Pops: (to self) Ah me, if I were just ten years younger…No wait, that was when I was screwing the lobbyist…Ah me, if I were just twenty years younger…No, that’s when I was cheating on my first wife with Cindy…Ah me, if I were just forty years younger…No, that’s when I was getting it on with that other POW in Nam…

Sarah: “Would you let go of me, you old fool?”

By: Seargent Preston

Seargent Preston — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:33:41 +0000

This old fucker better not try to slip me the tongue again.

By: Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:44:15 +0000

The cadaver ( on the right ) needs some lipstick .

By: rota

rota — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:25:44 +0000

I . . . want . . . your . . . lipstick!

By: Swopa

Swopa — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:27:55 +0000

“Oh, myâ€¦ is that a polar bear in your pocket or are you glad to see me?”

“With my age and medical history, sweetheart, I’m afraid it’s a bridge to nowhere.”