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Caption contest, 9/5

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17 Responses to “Caption contest, 9/5”

  1. Charles Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Jan. 2009: President Sarah Palin (the 45th president) catches President McCain (44th president) shortly after McCain delivered his inaugeral address and suffered a massive brain hemorage. President Palin thanked her parents, the judges and promised to work for world peace!

  2. Stiff Mittens Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 6:45 am

    must… eat… brains…

  3. Athenawise Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 7:00 am

    John McCain bids farewell to disgraced Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin as she steps down from the campaign amid disclosures that she had an affair with Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of her pregnant daughter Bristol. The removal of Palin from the Republican ticket the day before the Presidential election is a critical blow to the McCain camp, which will name a Palin replacement this afternoon at a special press conference.

  4. Kilgore Trout Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Cindy has dumped me. She says I’m too old.

  6. Bokonon Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Jesus, John! Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??

  7. frankdawg81 Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Mommy?

  8. greenboy Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Stop that! My nails are still drying!

  9. rota Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    A new morning for America: desert + tundra.

  10. grascarp Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    “..OMG, his Depends are pressing against me.”

  11. Name (required) Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Palin: Wow. That Viagra Bob Dole gave you is really working.

    McCain: Quiet we don’t want Cindy to know. Trust me I’ve got lots of experience cheating on my wife, it’s best to keep these things low key. Now just reach inside my jacket pocket on the left and you’ll find a key to my hotel room.

    And make sure you don’t send me any telegrams because you know those telegraph girls and the delivery boys can’t be trusted–they’re easily bribed.

  12. Nashville_fan Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 5:56 am

    How long before I can fire the old man?

  13. kali Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    The fine art of hugging without actually touching is useful for couples pretending to have deep affection.

  14. pt bridgeport Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    The air hug, professionally demonstrated by two blasts of hot air.

  15. rw Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    seriously, it looks like her body doesnt like mccain … she doesnt want to touch him with her fingertips … something in her subconscious dislikes something about mccain … or maybe her pheromes don’t like his …

  16. nora Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Look ma – no hands!

  17. DoubleD Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Jawwwwn! Is that a polar bear in your pants or are ya glad to see me?