Desuhcratin’ the flag
I’ll support a reactionary constitutional amendment to prevent the desecration of the US flag if said legislation includes busting rednecks for using the flag as a tablecloth. Or on underwear. Or hillbilly clothing. Saw too much of all that around Lake Shasta last week – yuck!


August 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
That tablecloth isn’t the US flag (too many stars). It’s a symbol representing the US flag.
If they ever make another attempt to pass such an amendment, I’ll probably go get some flags made with 52 stars and 14 stripes, and desecrate them – just to make the point.
If the amendment passes, we’ll need to arrest anyone who has the US flag as part of their product logo, and lots of these pseudo-patriots who love the flag but not the freedoms for which it stands.