Caption contest, 8/14
(Campaign strategist Steve Schmidt and John McCain — yes, again! — via the Washington Post.)
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August 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
“Okay, first you press control-meta M, to get into machine language. Then swap the contents of data register X into Y, roll X left two bits, take the logarithm of the OR of the two registers. EXCLUSIVE or, do I have to explain everything to you whipersnappers?”
August 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
What is that? Didn’t they have those contraptions on Star Trek?
Will you teach me how to use it?
August 14th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
McTechnoIdiot: I told you NO video games on the campaign bus.
Steve: We’re on an airplane.
McTechnoIdiot: It doesn’t matter. I don’t want you playing video games while we’re out campaigning. I wish you kids would get over that Pac Man or what is it now Donkey Kong?
Steve: Whatever, old man.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Sir, it’s Rove. He wants to know if you plan on bringing your illegitimate black child to the convention.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Not a good quality in a President:
Whenever McCain sees a glowing red button, his finger always reaches out to push it.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:19 am
“We had one of those things. I think they were called transistors.”
August 15th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Kali wins.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Displaying a rare good mood after usurping the role of foreign policy leader from President Bush, Senator McCain challenges Steve Schmidt to pull if finger.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Grampy McCain asks his assistant to be sure the Beachboys “Barbara Ann” is on the cellphone’s playlist.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
“But I don’t see any tubes connected to that thing.”