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Caption contest, 8/12

(Campaign strategist Steve Schmidt and John McCain, via the New York Times.)

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13 Responses to “Caption contest, 8/12”

  1. Athenawise Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

  2. Kilgore Trout Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Is Premier Krushchev going to make a U.N. speech about Poland’s invasion of Alabama?

  3. punaise Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    “In the event of an emergency please put on your own oxygen mask first, before attending to the doddering old man next to you.”

  4. rota Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    “Time to abandon ship, Sir?”

    “Nah. When the ship starts sinking, I start thinking.”

  5. pt bridgeport Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    To his personal trainer, who always, but especially during takeoffs and landings, closely monitors the candidate for continued respiration, Senator McCain confides:
    “I coulda been a contender, instead of a wrinkly white-haired guy, which is what I am.”

  6. Beef Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Waaaay Out There……….

    No sir, we are not on a space ship to another world. We are on a commercial flight to Pennsylvania. Besides, we already have a man on mars…… President Bush.

  7. kali Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Who am I and why am I here?

  8. Charles Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    “The doctor says its the size of a golf ball!”

  9. Name (required) Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    McSame: Oh, that Georgia! The place I went jet skiing. (And the place that deposited a lot of cash and gold bullion into some Swiss and Cayman bank accounts for me.)I thought you meant that backward redneck crazy ass Christian southern state where that jackass Sonny Boy Perdue runs things.

  10. Name (required) Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    McOuttaTouch: So this email thing is like sending a telegram then? But I still don’t get what was wrong with telegrams?

  11. Lush Rimbaud Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Say, Steve, can you get me a couple of those volleyball gals from Peking? You know, the ones George was gettin’ frisky with.

  12. FMC Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    “So Steve, have you come up with any new Beach Boys type lyrics I can use in the current situation? Something like: ‘Wouldn’t it be nice if we could NUKE Moscow – and turn all them Ruskies into tater tots?’ You know, lighthearted and tasteful, but funny.”

  13. DoubleD Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Pssst… Steve, check out the bib on the bitch!