Hey, there, people I’m Vladimir Putin
Bush is a creep – I’m not just tootin
His car is fast, his teeth is shiney
He tells the coalition they can kiss his heinie

Here he is at a famous school
He’s dressin sharp n he’s
Actin cool
He’s got his country there wants help with their paper
Let her do all the work while he covertly rapes her

Oh God he is the american dream
The rest of the world thinks he’s too extreme
An he’s a handsome sonofabitch
Got a political job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Fake republican democracy
Came creepin across his nation
I tell you people it was more than an orgy
The U.S. Constitution was fucked by this guy named Georgie

He made a little speech then,
Aw, I tried to make him say when
I had his past in a vice, but I left the grades
There still in the records while his memory fades

Oh God he thinks he’s the american dream
But now he smells like vaseline
An he’s a miserable sonofabitch
He’s a president AND criminal … it’s not just WHICH

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So he went out n bought a leisure suit
He jingles his change, but he’s still kinda cute
Got a job doin Republican shows
Basically, all my friends that’s how he goes

Eventually George and a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
He can take about an hour with Cheney in the shower
Then discovers it pushes his ratings even lower.

Oh God he is the american dream
With a spindle up his butt till it makes him scream
He’ll do anything that would make most people sick
He lays awake nights sayin “thank you, Dick!”

Oh god, oh god, he’s so fantastic!
Thanks to Cheney, he’s a politcal spastic
And my name is Vladimir Putin
Watch me now, Im not just tootin,
And my name is Vladimir Putin
Watch me now, Im not not tootin.

“No Georgie, but I can smell the breath of someone who’s had a bit much grog for breakfast.”