Caption contest, 8/8
His master’s voice.
Via the Associated Press: “U.S. President George Bush chats with Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin as they walk to a welcome banquet in honor of the 2008 Summer Olympic games at the Great Hall of People Friday, Aug. 8, 2008 in Beijing, China.”
You take it from there.
Stumble it!
Tags: Beijing, bush, Caption contest, Olympics, Putin
August 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
You fly one more of those unmanned drones over Russian territory and I take out the pipeline.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
“Nice flag pin, George. Now, it would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it … “
August 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am
“A bald man is tied and oiled and awaits you in hotel room. Special gift from dear friend Pooty Poot.”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
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August 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“Stop calling me ‘Pootie,’ you twit. Now go over there and get me a double vodka.”
August 8th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“So, John Edwards really did it, huh?”
August 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Keeping time with his forefinger, Putin sings, “Lean on me, when you’re not strong…”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
No, the OTHER Georgia, you idiot!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Hey Booshie, pull my finger!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
“No Bushie – we didn’t invade Macon, Georgia!”
August 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
See that guy over there? He says Laura’s labotomy is going to be public knowledge soon.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Bush is really aging, looks more and more like his father every day.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“Arr, ahoy thar Putie. Thar be a great wind blowing astern, me hearty. Do you feel it?”
“No Georgie, but I can smell the breath of someone who’s had a bit much grog for breakfast.”
August 10th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
( sung to the tune of Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa )
Hey, there, people I’m Vladimir Putin
Bush is a creep – I’m not just tootin
His car is fast, his teeth is shiney
He tells the coalition they can kiss his heinie
Here he is at a famous school
He’s dressin sharp n he’s
Actin cool
He’s got his country there wants help with their paper
Let her do all the work while he covertly rapes her
Oh God he is the american dream
The rest of the world thinks he’s too extreme
An he’s a handsome sonofabitch
Got a political job n be real rich
(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)
Fake republican democracy
Came creepin across his nation
I tell you people it was more than an orgy
The U.S. Constitution was fucked by this guy named Georgie
He made a little speech then,
Aw, I tried to make him say when
I had his past in a vice, but I left the grades
There still in the records while his memory fades
Oh God he thinks he’s the american dream
But now he smells like vaseline
An he’s a miserable sonofabitch
He’s a president AND criminal … it’s not just WHICH
(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)
So he went out n bought a leisure suit
He jingles his change, but he’s still kinda cute
Got a job doin Republican shows
Basically, all my friends that’s how he goes
Eventually George and a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
He can take about an hour with Cheney in the shower
Then discovers it pushes his ratings even lower.
Oh God he is the american dream
With a spindle up his butt till it makes him scream
He’ll do anything that would make most people sick
He lays awake nights sayin “thank you, Dick!”
Oh god, oh god, he’s so fantastic!
Thanks to Cheney, he’s a politcal spastic
And my name is Vladimir Putin
Watch me now, Im not just tootin,
And my name is Vladimir Putin
Watch me now, Im not not tootin.