Comments on: Caption contest, 8/1 http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/ We Needle. You Decide. Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:32:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: tmann http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-791 tmann Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:41:13 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-791 "Okay, I'm gonna make it in just one throw.." "with the .69 cent mango I just sold you?" "Yeah, the one in my left hand. Do you think they see it?" "no, they don't see." "I'm gonna hit this reporter right in the forehead, in just one shot." "The reporter who wrote you were uppity and didn't visit the troops while showing you sinking a 3-pointer from downtown?" "Yeah, that guy." He's not going to know what hit him, is he Obama?" "They never do. They never do." “Okay, I’m gonna make it in just one throw..”
“with the .69 cent mango I just sold you?”
“Yeah, the one in my left hand. Do you think they see it?”
“no, they don’t see.”
“I’m gonna hit this reporter right in the forehead, in just one shot.”
“The reporter who wrote you were uppity and didn’t visit the troops while showing you sinking a 3-pointer from downtown?”
“Yeah, that guy.”
He’s not going to know what hit him, is he Obama?”
“They never do. They never do.”

]]> By: K. Trout http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-790 K. Trout Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:15:39 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-790 ( sung to the tune of Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa) Hey, there, people I'm Barack Obama They say I look just like Osama My camel is fast, my hookah is shiney I tell all the infidels they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous masrah I'm prayin sharp n im Actin cool I got a country here wants help with their paper Let ‘em do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her Oh God I am the american dream I do not think Im too extreme An Im a handsome sonofabitch Get a political job n be real rich (get a good Get a good Get a good Get a good job) Fake constitutional democracy Came creepin across the nation I tell you people it was more than an orgy I found that I could outspeak the drone of Georgie He made a little speech then, Aw, he tried to make me say when I have his past in a vice, but I left his grades There still in the records although his memory fades Oh God I am the american dream But now I smell like vaseline An Im a miserable sonofabitch Am I a senator or comedian .. i dont know which (I wonder wonder Wonder wonder) So I went out n bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute Got a job doin Democrat shows Basically, friends that’s how it all goes Eventually me n a friend Sorta drifted along into s&m I can take about an hour with Hilary in the shower But I’ve discovered it pushes my ratings even lower. Oh God I am the american dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An Ill do anything to ahead forge I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, George! Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic! Thanks to McCain, Im a politcal spastic And my name is Barack Obama Watch me now, Im not Osama, And my name is Barack Obama Watch me now, Im not Osama. ( sung to the tune of Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa)

Hey, there, people I’m Barack Obama
They say I look just like Osama
My camel is fast, my hookah is shiney
I tell all the infidels they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous masrah
I’m prayin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a country here wants help with their paper
Let ‘em do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Get a political job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Fake constitutional democracy
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people it was more than an orgy
I found that I could outspeak the drone of Georgie

He made a little speech then,
Aw, he tried to make me say when
I have his past in a vice, but I left his grades
There still in the records although his memory fades

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a senator or comedian .. i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin Democrat shows
Basically, friends that’s how it all goes

Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour with Hilary in the shower
But I’ve discovered it pushes my ratings even lower.

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to ahead forge
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, George!

Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to McCain, Im a politcal spastic
And my name is Barack Obama
Watch me now, Im not Osama,
And my name is Barack Obama
Watch me now, Im not Osama.

]]> By: Name (required) http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-789 Name (required) Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:09:26 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-789 Obama: You got any of those doughnuts with sprinkles? No, well how about some straight talk? Oh, wait is this a Hispanic market? That feller McCain says I don't connect with you so try to look like you're in love with me. Really don't mind the photographers. It's not like I'm a spoiled super star or anything. Ok, now when that McCain guy comes in next week, can you make sure the loudspeakers are turned up extra loud? Obama: You got any of those doughnuts with sprinkles? No, well how about some straight talk? Oh, wait is this a Hispanic market? That feller McCain says I don’t connect with you so try to look like you’re in love with me. Really don’t mind the photographers. It’s not like I’m a spoiled super star or anything.

Ok, now when that McCain guy comes in next week, can you make sure the loudspeakers are turned up extra loud?

]]> By: Klaus http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-786 Klaus Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:47:07 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-786 Could I have four ounces of arugula, please...oh shit, the press! Just act normal. Could I have four ounces of arugula, please…oh shit, the press! Just act normal.

]]> By: Anonymous http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-785 Anonymous Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:44:40 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-785 "Mine is bigger, Mrs. McCain" “Mine is bigger, Mrs. McCain”

]]> By: rota http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/08/01/caption-contest-81/comment-page-1/#comment-784 rota Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:59:45 +0000 http://www.needlenose.com/wp/?p=166#comment-784 Barack Obama stoops to a new low by discussing political issues with Florida voters. Barack Obama stoops to a new low by discussing political issues with Florida voters.

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