Caption contest, 7/21
(Barack Obama and Iraqi prime minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad, via the New York Times.)
Tags: Caption contest, Maliki, Obama, translator
(Barack Obama and Iraqi prime minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad, via the New York Times.)
Tags: Caption contest, Maliki, Obama, translator
July 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Oh this? It’s a memorial to John McCain’s 100-year occupation plan. Good luck in the aluminum siding business, John!
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 am
Obama and Maliki discuss the burial the McCain campaign. It was said that McCain’s many lies and distortions will be buried (in a casket with inlaid mother of pearl, shown in the foreground) on November 4, 2008.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
“In Iraq, the chicken crossed the road to get into the Sunni-militia controlled zone… you’re not laughing, I must explain again.”
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:12 am
al-Maliki: Can I get you something?
Obama: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
al-Maliki: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Obama: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Translator: Oh Mr. Prime Minister! I speak jive.
al-Maliki: Oh, good.
Translator: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
al-Maliki: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Translator: Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.
Obama: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Translator: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
Obama: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Translator: Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Maliki: “Mr. Obama, we feel we can trust you. Inside this container is the original U.S. Constitution document. We rescued it from President Bush during his ‘Mission Accomplished’ appearance. He was using it to stuff his flight suit.”
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Why does the American press think you have a problem with the demographic that clings to guns and religion? There’s thirty million of us here, and trust me, you’re burying McCain.