Comments on: Caption contest, 7/19

By: natteringnaybob

natteringnaybob — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:24:40 +0000

Where’s Beetle Bailey? I love Beetle Bailey.

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:21:42 +0000

So, Sir, we’ve fleshed out your plan with these construction drawings. The entire state of California will be rebuilt entirely below sea level. Any forest fires, we just dynamite the levees. What could possibly go wrong?

By: El.Kabong

El.Kabong — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:19:48 +0000

Yes sir, Mr. President. It _was_ a great song. But you cannot put out a fire with gasoline.

By: MsJoanne

MsJoanne — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:48:35 +0000

California. California. It’s, uhm, where is it again?

By: RepubAnon

RepubAnon — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:05:19 +0000

Why can’t we use a “shock-and-awe” style bombing campaign to frighten the fires into surrendering?

By: Antonius

Antonius — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:26:24 +0000

“And it’s even more interesting right-side up!”

By: grascarp

grascarp — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:43:28 +0000

Dubya pauses during a briefing about the numerous California wildfires to ponder the possibility of airlifting the remaining floodwaters from Hurricane Katrina…awaits the voice of G_d and wishes there were some cartoons in this display.

By: decaffeinated

decaffeinated — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:32:08 +0000

Mensa Man: California never voted for me, so let the whole state burn.

FS Employee: As you wish, M’lord.

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:09:04 +0000

Village Idiot: So is any of this area unicorn habitat? Or magic pony habitat?

Forest Service Guy: Excuse me? What the hell kind of drugs are you on?

By: Mike Sheehan

Mike Sheehan — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:14:59 +0000

“No, sir, the tsunami was a few years ago. This is a big fire thingie, here in California.”