Caption contest, 7/19
(Dubya being briefed on the California wildfires on Thursday, via the Associated Press.)
Tags: bush, Caption contest, fires
(Dubya being briefed on the California wildfires on Thursday, via the Associated Press.)
Tags: bush, Caption contest, fires
July 19th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Yer doin a heck of a job there . . . er . . . Brownie
July 19th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Its the long skinny one by the ocean blue color sir.
July 19th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
“No, Mr. President, ‘clear-cutting everything’ is not an option.”
July 19th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Stop nodding off and pay attention when I talk to you, you jive turkey!
July 19th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
“No, sir, the tsunami was a few years ago. This is a big fire thingie, here in California.”
July 19th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Village Idiot: So is any of this area unicorn habitat? Or magic pony habitat?
Forest Service Guy: Excuse me? What the hell kind of drugs are you on?
July 20th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Mensa Man: California never voted for me, so let the whole state burn.
FS Employee: As you wish, M’lord.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Dubya pauses during a briefing about the numerous California wildfires to ponder the possibility of airlifting the remaining floodwaters from Hurricane Katrina…awaits the voice of G_d and wishes there were some cartoons in this display.
July 20th, 2008 at 7:26 am
“And it’s even more interesting right-side up!”
July 20th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Why can’t we use a “shock-and-awe” style bombing campaign to frighten the fires into surrendering?
July 20th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
California. California. It’s, uhm, where is it again?
July 21st, 2008 at 12:19 am
Yes sir, Mr. President. It _was_ a great song. But you cannot put out a fire with gasoline.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
So, Sir, we’ve fleshed out your plan with these construction drawings. The entire state of California will be rebuilt entirely below sea level. Any forest fires, we just dynamite the levees. What could possibly go wrong?
July 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Where’s Beetle Bailey? I love Beetle Bailey.