Caption contest, 7/19

(Dubya being briefed on the California wildfires on Thursday, via the Associated Press.)

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14 Responses to “Caption contest, 7/19”

  1. frankdawg81 Says:

    Yer doin a heck of a job there . . . er . . . Brownie

  2. frankdawg81 Says:

    Its the long skinny one by the ocean blue color sir.

  3. rota Says:

    “No, Mr. President, ‘clear-cutting everything’ is not an option.”

  4. Bokonon Says:

    Stop nodding off and pay attention when I talk to you, you jive turkey!

  5. Mike Sheehan Says:

    “No, sir, the tsunami was a few years ago. This is a big fire thingie, here in California.”

  6. Name (required) Says:

    Village Idiot: So is any of this area unicorn habitat? Or magic pony habitat?

    Forest Service Guy: Excuse me? What the hell kind of drugs are you on?

  7. decaffeinated Says:

    Mensa Man: California never voted for me, so let the whole state burn.

    FS Employee: As you wish, M’lord.

  8. grascarp Says:

    Dubya pauses during a briefing about the numerous California wildfires to ponder the possibility of airlifting the remaining floodwaters from Hurricane Katrina…awaits the voice of G_d and wishes there were some cartoons in this display.

  9. Antonius Says:

    “And it’s even more interesting right-side up!”

  10. RepubAnon Says:

    Why can’t we use a “shock-and-awe” style bombing campaign to frighten the fires into surrendering?

  11. MsJoanne Says:

    California. California. It’s, uhm, where is it again?

  12. El.Kabong Says:

    Yes sir, Mr. President. It _was_ a great song. But you cannot put out a fire with gasoline.

  13. pt bridgeport Says:

    So, Sir, we’ve fleshed out your plan with these construction drawings. The entire state of California will be rebuilt entirely below sea level. Any forest fires, we just dynamite the levees. What could possibly go wrong?

  14. natteringnaybob Says:

    Where’s Beetle Bailey? I love Beetle Bailey.