Comments on: Caption contest, 7/16

By: MsJoanne

MsJoanne — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:31:58 +0000

Man this old guy feels dead, too!

By: RepubAnon

RepubAnon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:51:49 +0000

Isn’t John McCain running for the job George Bush actually has – and not the one Bush is (barely) qualified for?

By: DoubleD

DoubleD — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:20:39 +0000

No, Senator. That’s a waxy, cheese-like substance secreted by the glans.

By: frankdawg81

frankdawg81 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:47:17 +0000

HI! WELCOME TO WAL-MART….(christ i hate this friggen new job)

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:04:47 +0000

McCain: I know you think this is just a summer job, but if you elect me President it’ll be the best job you’ll ever have. In fact, I wouldn’t even bother going to college since we’ll be shipping the few remaining good jobs to China. But don’t worry about me, I’ve still got Social Security, my Navy pension, and my Congressional pension so I’ll be just fine.

Wait…are those microphones on? Is that camera recording? Quick shut the Internet off!

By: Mike Sheehan

Mike Sheehan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:13:54 +0000

“So where is this Mustard Man I hear tell of from the Farkers on my staff?”

By: rota

rota — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:13:23 +0000

McCain: “After I win Iraq, I’m gonna win the Tour de France!”

By: Bokonon

Bokonon — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:12:51 +0000

“You shake hands like a GIRLIE MAN, my friend.”

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:41:37 +0000

“I like your positive attitude, my friend. All those whiners must not have great jobs like yours.”

OR:

“These are even better than Jello. Can I get a dozen to go, in lime green?”

By: Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:31:59 +0000

“To keep America safe and prosperous
I promise to defend all of your custards from the enemy with 150 percent of your federal tax dollars. (Sucker)”