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Caption contest, 7/16

(John McCain at a custard shop in St. Louis yesterday, via the Associated Press.)

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11 Responses to “Caption contest, 7/16”

  1. Athenawise Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 9:50 am

    The pasty little yellowing custard guy at a custard shop. Seems appropriate.

  2. Kilgore Trout Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    “To keep America safe and prosperous
    I promise to defend all of your custards from the enemy with 150 percent of your federal tax dollars. (Sucker)”

    .

  3. pt bridgeport Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    “I like your positive attitude, my friend. All those whiners must not have great jobs like yours.”

    OR:

    “These are even better than Jello. Can I get a dozen to go, in lime green?”

  4. Bokonon Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    “You shake hands like a GIRLIE MAN, my friend.”

  5. rota Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    McCain: “After I win Iraq, I’m gonna win the Tour de France!”

  6. Mike Sheehan Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    “So where is this Mustard Man I hear tell of from the Farkers on my staff?”

  7. Name (required) Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    McCain: I know you think this is just a summer job, but if you elect me President it’ll be the best job you’ll ever have. In fact, I wouldn’t even bother going to college since we’ll be shipping the few remaining good jobs to China. But don’t worry about me, I’ve still got Social Security, my Navy pension, and my Congressional pension so I’ll be just fine.

    Wait…are those microphones on? Is that camera recording? Quick shut the Internet off!

  8. frankdawg81 Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    HI! WELCOME TO WAL-MART….(christ i hate this friggen new job)

  9. DoubleD Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    No, Senator. That’s a waxy, cheese-like substance secreted by the glans.

  10. RepubAnon Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Isn’t John McCain running for the job George Bush actually has – and not the one Bush is (barely) qualified for?

  11. MsJoanne Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Man this old guy feels dead, too!