Caption (non-)contest, 7/7

“Exactly! A 16-month timeline for withdrawing troops, with the details worked out in consultation with military commanders… if you can understand that, why can’t the national media?!?”
(Barack Obama in Ohio last week, via Reuters.)
Tags: Caption contest, kids, Obama


July 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
“Mr. Obama, sir, please don’t read us ‘The Pet Goat’.”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Because the “16-month” plan sounds more credible than admitting that he will follow the commands from military-industrial-CONGRESSIONAL complex.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Well, when I am president, I will be able to stare you down.”
July 9th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Obama: Yeah, John McCain is a pretty scary looking old white guy. Problem is, his ideas are even scarier.
OR
Obama: Don’t worry kid, I’m not gonna send you to Iraq (maybe, and I’ve got my fingers crossed).
July 14th, 2008 at 9:54 am
[...] only mentioned it obliquely, but about a week ago the corporate media amused itself by willfully misinterpreting some of Barack [...]