Welcome home, Jessie!
“Welcome home, faithful minion! Don’t worry, your friend Senator Hatch should join us soon!”
Tags: hell, jessie helms, satan
“Welcome home, faithful minion! Don’t worry, your friend Senator Hatch should join us soon!”
Tags: hell, jessie helms, satan
July 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Given that space is at a premium in hell, the question must be asked, who else is on Jesse’s spit?
July 6th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
He shares space with his spiritual father, Strom Thurman. It’s in the Whites Only section of hell – filled with a really fascinating mix of Americans (and South Africans). Woodrow Wilson is the President there, Jeff Davis is VP (really just a chair cooler until Cheny tips) with NB Forrest as the house boy.
The most unique feature to Whites Only Hell is its location – it is just beneath The outhouse of Heaven where people of color always have first dibs on a prime seat to loose their bowels.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Love it!!