Comments on: Caption contest, 7/1

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:20:19 +0000

Trust me, Senator. The key to siphoning off black votes in North Carolina is to remind them how kind old Jesse was to them.

By: tragicallyohio

tragicallyohio — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:22:02 +0000

McCain “So this is what ‘you people’ eat.”

By: Floyd R. Turbo

Floyd R. Turbo — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:29:47 +0000

“Driving Mr. Daisy”

Act Two, Scene One
(Inside Diner, Daylight)

John McCain: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditiioning checked.
Hoke Colburn: I had the air-conditioning checked. I don’t know what for. You never allow me to turn it on
John McCain: Hush up!

h/t: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Driving_Miss_Daisy

By: decaffeinated

decaffeinated — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:07:45 +0000

Driver: All due respect, sir, the only African Americans voting for you this year are Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas.

By: cargocult

cargocult — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:21:34 +0000

So help me Sir, but if you order the Large Chili Bowl with onions AND the Large Cheese Fries, I just gonna strap you up on the roof, like Mit Romney’s dog until we get to St Louis

By: DoubleD

DoubleD — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:35:15 +0000

“No, no, Senator… the ‘whites only’ part means the omelets they serve here are the low-cholesterol kind.”

By: Flemmy

Flemmy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:49:10 +0000

Driver: Can I have Chorrizo and Eggs?

McCain(Irritated): Yes…! When the Money from Western Union gets here, you can have whatever you want…!

By: frankdawg81

frankdawg81 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:59:39 +0000

Yes, they do have green jello on the menu – have since Boy Blunder started eating here regular

By: frankdawg81

frankdawg81 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:58:36 +0000

No sir, if the started the early bird special based on a sliding scale for age you’d be eligible around 9 in the morning.

By: RepubAnon

RepubAnon — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:46:50 +0000

Yeah, I know they put cinnamon in the chili – you have to eat it anyway.