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Caption contest, 7/1

(John McCain and the driver of his campaign bus at at Skyline Chili in Cincinnati, Ohio, last week, via the Associated Press.)

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14 Responses to “Caption contest, 7/1”

  1. Athenawise Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Driver: “Now, Senator, you’re going to want to take it easy here…”

    McCain: “Nonsense. I survived five years in a Hanoi prison. I can eat anything.”

    Driver (to himself): “Yeah, like the burritos you had last week that brought tears to our eyes.”

  2. rota Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Driver: “Sir, it looks like I’ll be your town meeting today.”

  3. Joe Bourgeois Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    “I do get to order off the same menu you do. And it’s like that everywhere now.”

  4. Name (required) Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Bus Driver: Now, Senator, this is a menu. You tell the waitress what you want to eat and once you’ve eaten you have PAY the waitress and leave a TIP ’cause that’s how she makes her rent and pays for the $4.25 a gallon gas and pays for the school physicals for her kids because she doesn’t have any health insurance. And no, you can’t rub my head. And this is not an Applebees and there is no salad bar.

    McCain: Is this Italian chili? I see they have spaghetti under the chili. Did Marco Polo discover chili in China at the same time he discovered spaghetti? How come these places you take me to don’t have salad bars?

  5. RepubAnon Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 am

    Yeah, I know they put cinnamon in the chili – you have to eat it anyway.

  6. frankdawg81 Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 5:58 am

    No sir, if the started the early bird special based on a sliding scale for age you’d be eligible around 9 in the morning.

  7. frankdawg81 Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Yes, they do have green jello on the menu – have since Boy Blunder started eating here regular

  8. Flemmy Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Driver: Can I have Chorrizo and Eggs?

    McCain(Irritated): Yes…! When the Money from Western Union gets here, you can have whatever you want…!

  9. DoubleD Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am

    “No, no, Senator… the ‘whites only’ part means the omelets they serve here are the low-cholesterol kind.”

  10. cargocult Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    So help me Sir, but if you order the Large Chili Bowl with onions AND the Large Cheese Fries, I just gonna strap you up on the roof, like Mit Romney’s dog until we get to St Louis

  11. decaffeinated Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Driver: All due respect, sir, the only African Americans voting for you this year are Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas.

  12. Floyd R. Turbo Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    “Driving Mr. Daisy”

    Act Two, Scene One
    (Inside Diner, Daylight)

    John McCain: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditiioning checked.
    Hoke Colburn: I had the air-conditioning checked. I don’t know what for. You never allow me to turn it on
    John McCain: Hush up!

    h/t: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Driving_Miss_Daisy

  13. tragicallyohio Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    McCain “So this is what ‘you people’ eat.”

  14. pt bridgeport Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Trust me, Senator. The key to siphoning off black votes in North Carolina is to remind them how kind old Jesse was to them.