Comments on: Caption contest(s), 6/25

By: biggerbox

biggerbox — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:58:47 +0000

“As I was telling your President, in a free Kurdistan a man so skinny would get no (ring tone)…hold on, I gotta take this. (Opens cell phone) Yo! Ya got Jalal … what? No way. Way? Seriously, that’s messed up. He said what again? OK. That’s it. Kill him. Yeah, him too. Blame it on al Qaeda, that always works. Listen, I’m kinda in the middle of something here. Yeah, with bonehead. Never mind, I’ll tell you about it later. Gotta go. Bye.”

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:09:26 +0000

Photo 1:
Talibani: “Mr. President, you better get them to move those mikes, or it’ll come out looking like you’re wearing bunny slippers.

Photo 2:
Dubya (subvocalizing): “So Kirkuk goes to Chevron, and Mosul – am I coming in clear now? – goes to BP.”

By: rilkefan

rilkefan — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:02:57 +0000

“I’d rather cut off my right hand then be as dumb as you.”

“Actually, I’d rather shoot myself in the head.”

By: DoubleD

DoubleD — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:09 +0000

#1: *sigh* “Kala mÃ©shik poot! Sagif!!”
#2: “Dang, sorry, Jal’… I thought you said I should poot.”

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:01:15 +0000

Dubyass: [Who's this guy again...oh yeah that Iraqi guy...no wait he's that Kurdish guy...wait that's Iraqi ain't it? He's one of them Shiitunnis...or no wait it's Shiites...or wait maybe it's Shiaunni..no, now think! Sunni or Shiite or is it Shia...damn I hate this job.] Hey look! Our ties match! Say, I'm having this huge party on Jan. 21, 2009 down in Wacko. We're goinnna have a couple kegs and a lot of booze and invite some broads. You wanna come? We might even hit some golf balls off the back porch. Oh, and make sure your jet is all gassed up 'cause we might have to flee the country--Mr. Cheney says he has it all planned out, says he's got a nice little oil platform out in the Gulf all set up for me with the E-mail and whatnot.

By: frankdawg

frankdawg — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:13:02 +0000

Picture 2:
Thank Allah I can turn my hearing aid off when this asshole starts flapping his gums

By: Athenawise

Athenawise — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:16:18 +0000

Photo No. 1:
Talabani: “I try and I try, but I cannot lose weight. I have all these health problems and my doctors tell me I have bad, oh, what is it,…callestra…cullesto…cuh-”

Photo No. 2:
Dubya: “Oh, you mean ‘cholestererol’.”