Comments on: Caption contest, 6/12

By: mina

mina — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:19:00 +0000

“Nouri, you brought the old handshake buzzer. Afer we try it out, we’ll practice a round of triple eye-poke…nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”

By: Rich2506

Rich2506 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:13:54 +0000

C’mon, c’mon, sit! Have a seat! There are no assassins hiding behind the curtains. What’s that? Are there assassins in the closet? Now, don’t be silly. No, no comment on that ridiculous charge. Don’t even think of such a ridiculous thing!
Seriously, we have to reach a agreement here…

By: pt bridgeport

pt bridgeport — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:27:39 +0000

Mahmoud: Bush is the kind of guy you want to have a what with? Nouri, Nouri, what would your sainted mother think?

Flunkie (thinks): This is so embarrassing. I could use a cold Bud right now.

By: oldtree

oldtree — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:14:44 +0000

Admit you like me and you don’t have to hide your stiffie from the world. You can even shake my right hand. I own you now, you will learn to enjoy it.

By: Fred

Fred — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:18:54 +0000

Moderator Regis Philbin seems to have his fingers in everything anymore, doesn’t he?

By: Athenawise

Athenawise — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:17:31 +0000

Mahmoud: “Sit down, my friend. Siiiit. Come, let us sit and talk.”

Nouri: “I cannot sit. Oh, I must not. Well, if you insist, my dear friend, I will sit.”

Translator (to himself): “By the grace of Allah, SIT ALREADY!”

By: Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:09:23 +0000

To quote President-General-Economist-and-Alzheimer’s-Disease-Sufferer John McCain: “THAT’S not change.”

P.S.: There’s no preview button/

By: rota

rota — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:27:26 +0000

Ahmadinejad: “Dude, you even *look* like a puppet!”