Caption contest, 6/12
“Didn’t I warn you to take care of this before you left Baghdad?! Now
you’ve gone and left a Cheney on the carpet!”
(Iraqi prime minister Nouri al-Maliki and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Tehran earlier this week, via Reuters.)
Stumble it!
Tags: Ahmadinejad, Caption contest, Maliki
June 12th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Ahmadinejad: “Dude, you even *look* like a puppet!”
June 12th, 2008 at 11:09 am
To quote President-General-Economist-and-Alzheimer’s-Disease-Sufferer John McCain: “THAT’S not change.”
P.S.: There’s no preview button/
June 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Mahmoud: “Sit down, my friend. Siiiit. Come, let us sit and talk.”
Nouri: “I cannot sit. Oh, I must not. Well, if you insist, my dear friend, I will sit.”
Translator (to himself): “By the grace of Allah, SIT ALREADY!”
June 13th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Moderator Regis Philbin seems to have his fingers in everything anymore, doesn’t he?
June 13th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Admit you like me and you don’t have to hide your stiffie from the world. You can even shake my right hand. I own you now, you will learn to enjoy it.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Mahmoud: Bush is the kind of guy you want to have a what with? Nouri, Nouri, what would your sainted mother think?
Flunkie (thinks): This is so embarrassing. I could use a cold Bud right now.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
C’mon, c’mon, sit! Have a seat! There are no assassins hiding behind the curtains. What’s that? Are there assassins in the closet? Now, don’t be silly. No, no comment on that ridiculous charge. Don’t even think of such a ridiculous thing!
Seriously, we have to reach a agreement here…
June 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“Nouri, you brought the old handshake buzzer. Afer we try it out, we’ll practice a round of triple eye-poke…nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”