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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest 5-29-08</title>
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	<description>We Needle. You Decide.</description>
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		<title>By: alikelylad</title>
		<link>http://needlenose.com/wp/2008/05/29/caption-contest-5-29-08/comment-page-1/#comment-103</link>
		<dc:creator>alikelylad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bush attacks a &quot;lucky&quot; graduate who is now eligable to go to Iraq and is kneed in the nuts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bush attacks a &#8220;lucky&#8221; graduate who is now eligable to go to Iraq and is kneed in the nuts.</p>
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		<title>By: MsJoanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>MsJoanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 04:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m da man!  I&#039;m king!  Damn, I&#039;m winded!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m da man!  I&#8217;m king!  Damn, I&#8217;m winded!</p>
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		<title>By: namvetted</title>
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		<dc:creator>namvetted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 20:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No need for a caption. What a dumbass, and he&#039;s the pResident, for god&#039;s sake. The French are laughing, I&#039;m sure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No need for a caption. What a dumbass, and he&#8217;s the pResident, for god&#8217;s sake. The French are laughing, I&#8217;m sure.</p>
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		<title>By: Athenawise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Athenawise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 19:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CMike, priceless. 

&quot;Jeff Gannon, A Voice of the New Media.&quot; Makes perfect sense. The new media have been whores since ... oh, November 2000 or so.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CMike, priceless. </p>
<p>&#8220;Jeff Gannon, A Voice of the New Media.&#8221; Makes perfect sense. The new media have been whores since &#8230; oh, November 2000 or so.</p>
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		<title>By: oldtree</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 17:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039;Is this how you have sex?&#039;    gosh,  ah mus be good at it, huh?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Is this how you have sex?&#8217;    gosh,  ah mus be good at it, huh?</p>
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		<title>By: The New York Crank</title>
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		<dc:creator>The New York Crank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 15:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, no, no! This is clearly a testosterone-driven male dominance dance, similar to head-butting among mountain goats and (I think) moose. The objective is to see who gets the harem of females.

In this case, the dominant male is the one who butts chests hardest, holding his own ground and pushing the other out of the way. 

I do believe that George Bush is the one who moved on. But he gets to keep Laura anyway. That&#039;s Republican politics for you. As in banking and war, you&#039;re not allowed to lose, even when you lose.

Crankily yours,
The New York Crank</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, no, no! This is clearly a testosterone-driven male dominance dance, similar to head-butting among mountain goats and (I think) moose. The objective is to see who gets the harem of females.</p>
<p>In this case, the dominant male is the one who butts chests hardest, holding his own ground and pushing the other out of the way. </p>
<p>I do believe that George Bush is the one who moved on. But he gets to keep Laura anyway. That&#8217;s Republican politics for you. As in banking and war, you&#8217;re not allowed to lose, even when you lose.</p>
<p>Crankily yours,<br />
The New York Crank</p>
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		<title>By: taradharma</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 05:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dancing like a white idiot with African tribal dancers....

soft-shooin&#039; it on the White House porch....

squeezing the head of Germany&#039;s government on her shoulders....

walking into doors that don&#039;t open....

now this....

Chevy Chase, we need you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dancing like a white idiot with African tribal dancers&#8230;.</p>
<p>soft-shooin&#8217; it on the White House porch&#8230;.</p>
<p>squeezing the head of Germany&#8217;s government on her shoulders&#8230;.</p>
<p>walking into doors that don&#8217;t open&#8230;.</p>
<p>now this&#8230;.</p>
<p>Chevy Chase, we need you!</p>
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		<title>By: CMike</title>
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		<dc:creator>CMike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 04:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>May I lower the tone around here for a moment? Who said:

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Add me to the growing list of those who are having great difficulty understanding McClellanâ€™s motives. I spent two years as a White House reporter, much of it during McClellanâ€™s reign. At no time did Scott ever indicate, either publicly or privately, he had the misgivings he expressed in this book.

What I hear about the book does not sound like the Scott McClellan I knew for two years. I can say without fear of contradiction, that I knew Scott better than any other White House correspondent or Washington reporter.
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jeffgannon.com/archives/columns/index.html#a001092&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Answer.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May I lower the tone around here for a moment? Who said:</p>
<p>***************************<br />
Add me to the growing list of those who are having great difficulty understanding McClellanâ€™s motives. I spent two years as a White House reporter, much of it during McClellanâ€™s reign. At no time did Scott ever indicate, either publicly or privately, he had the misgivings he expressed in this book.</p>
<p>What I hear about the book does not sound like the Scott McClellan I knew for two years. I can say without fear of contradiction, that I knew Scott better than any other White House correspondent or Washington reporter.<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.jeffgannon.com/archives/columns/index.html#a001092" rel="nofollow">Answer.</a></p>
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		<title>By: RepubAnon</title>
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		<dc:creator>RepubAnon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>California just legalized same-sex marriage! BooYah!</description>
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		<title>By: Pechorin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pechorin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 22:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Mentally ill criminal George Bush does his best simian impersonation in front of a gay drum and bugle corp.&quot;</description>
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