Caption Contest 5-29-08

What’s going on in this picture?
Stumble it!
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May 29th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“Green Boy’s posting more at Needlenose! Yeeeaaaahhhh!!”
May 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
George Bush warms up for his face-to-face with V. Putin.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
George busts a move for “So You Think You Can Dance Militarily?”
May 29th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Bush celebrates with an Air Force Academy graduate after chugging a beer.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
It’s because I a disgruntled employee right now.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Bush gets the air knocked out of him by a military cadet for vowing to veto the new GI Bill. The cadet then said And thanks for your support, Commander Chickenhawk.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
George Bush warms up for his face-to-face with V. Putin.
Shouldn’t he be facing the other way, then?
May 29th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
“Mentally ill criminal George Bush does his best simian impersonation in front of a gay drum and bugle corp.”
May 29th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
California just legalized same-sex marriage! BooYah!
May 29th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
May I lower the tone around here for a moment? Who said:
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Add me to the growing list of those who are having great difficulty understanding McClellan’s motives. I spent two years as a White House reporter, much of it during McClellan’s reign. At no time did Scott ever indicate, either publicly or privately, he had the misgivings he expressed in this book.
What I hear about the book does not sound like the Scott McClellan I knew for two years. I can say without fear of contradiction, that I knew Scott better than any other White House correspondent or Washington reporter.
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Answer.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
dancing like a white idiot with African tribal dancers….
soft-shooin’ it on the White House porch….
squeezing the head of Germany’s government on her shoulders….
walking into doors that don’t open….
now this….
Chevy Chase, we need you!
May 30th, 2008 at 8:44 am
No, no, no! This is clearly a testosterone-driven male dominance dance, similar to head-butting among mountain goats and (I think) moose. The objective is to see who gets the harem of females.
In this case, the dominant male is the one who butts chests hardest, holding his own ground and pushing the other out of the way.
I do believe that George Bush is the one who moved on. But he gets to keep Laura anyway. That’s Republican politics for you. As in banking and war, you’re not allowed to lose, even when you lose.
Crankily yours,
The New York Crank
May 30th, 2008 at 10:16 am
‘Is this how you have sex?’ gosh, ah mus be good at it, huh?
May 30th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
CMike, priceless.
“Jeff Gannon, A Voice of the New Media.” Makes perfect sense. The new media have been whores since … oh, November 2000 or so.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
No need for a caption. What a dumbass, and he’s the pResident, for god’s sake. The French are laughing, I’m sure.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I’m da man! I’m king! Damn, I’m winded!
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Bush attacks a “lucky” graduate who is now eligable to go to Iraq and is kneed in the nuts.