If you are smart, don’t bother trying to join the conservatives – Santorum says that you’ll never be on their side.
“We will never have the elite, smart people on our side, because they believe they should have the power to tell you what to do. The basic premise of America and American values will always be sustained through two institutions — the church and the family…”
‘Cuz Smart people don’t go to Church and God knows they don’t have families!!
*Update 9/18/12* Apparently Smart People also don’t pay taxes and are dependent on government and follow the Quran before the Constitution. I seriously want to bitch-slap a Reactionary right now…!!!