Senator Mike Lee reads Needlenose
"My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!"
GOP Tea Bagger Senator Mike Lee wants to get our children working again! Just what we need in a time of 10% unemployment – more unskilled workers! Listen, Mike, I was only snarkin’ about y’all bringing back child labor!
*Update 1-20-11* Mike Lee now wants to abolish FEMA! Let the states do all the disaster relief! Hey Mississippi – good luck with them floods & hurricanes, you bein’ the poorest state in the Union and all!
Tags: child labor, gop, SCOTUS, Senator Mike Lee, Tea Party
January 16th, 2011 at 8:15 am
Given that they want to destroy social security and that our owners have already destroyed retirement plans probably the only way we can save enough to ensure a retirement is to start working at age 5. Then, when their health fails at age 50 they can enjoy their last 2 years of life paying for their health care from savings.
January 17th, 2011 at 9:07 am
Why, frankdawg, I think you should run for Congress. That’s a darn-tootin’ plan and just what ‘Murica needs.
January 20th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
I think I could qualify for the REpublican nomination. Child labor, slavery, Indian removal – you know American from the good old days!