Adult breast feeding?
In perhaps the (unintentionally) funniest bit of silliness out of Islam since Ayatollah Sistani’s FAQ, check out the latest fatwa from Saudi Clerics promoting “adult breast-feeding to establish “maternal relations” and preclude the possibility of sexual contact” to allow men and women who work together to do so without a male relative chaperon.
*Update 7/20/10* In an unrelated Fatwa, it’s okay to drink coffee made from beans pooped out by a civet cat, provided they are first washed. Seriously. I couldn’t make something like that up!