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8 Responses to “Caption contest, 4/1”

1. 
   GOP is HISTORY Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 5:13 pm

   Horrified and digging her fingernails into her hands, The Queen trembles with disgust as Michelle describes finding the mattress in their White House bedroom covered with long, brown streaks – remnants of the sweaty Texas hillbilly who slept there for 8 years without ever changing the sheets.

2. 
   GOP is HISTORY Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 5:22 pm

   … with the losers getting doo rags with the monikers “Mother Jugs” and “Speed” embroidered on them.

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   Athenawise Says:
   April 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am

   France.

4. 
   T Paine Says:
   April 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 am

   America.

5. 
   xaviero Says:
   April 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 am

   Elizabeth II: I just loved ‘The African Queen.’

   Michelle: Fascinating! Of course, back in the old country, queens had to be at least six feet tall.

6. 
   oldtree Says:
   April 2nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm

   the other colonies

7. 
   pt bridgeport Says:
   April 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 am

   …to host Glenn Neck’s permanent floating tea party.

8. 
   Phoenician in a time of Romans Says:
   April 9th, 2009 at 2:06 am

   Michelle: … Let me explain what I’m proposing, your Majesty. Swinging is when…”