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11 Responses to “Caption contest, 3/28”

1. 
   darkblack Says:
   March 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

   ‘Gritty jades all in a row’

   ;>)

2. 
   biggerbox Says:
   March 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

   BofA CEO Kenneth Lewis fights back emotion after seeing what he called ‘the conditions of poverty’ President Barack Obama is living in. “We and the other CEOs agreed it should be called the White Hovel, really,” said Lewis later. “It was just … well, so sad, that he couldn’t live like normal people, like us. No wonder he gets so cranky about trivial things like bonuses. He must be in the habit of counting every penny!”

3. 
   Athenawise Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 7:33 am

   Well, we haven’t been able to frogmarch Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest of the old guard … yet.

   This will do for now.

4. 
   Athenawise Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 7:36 am

   The Scarlet Letter crowd wears their “A” for Abomination.

5. 
   spybuddy Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 8:33 am

   OUCH!! That was the worst spanking ever. I wonder how the GM execs are ever going to be able to sit down.

6. 
   GOP is HISTORY Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

   Straining to maintain his composure after stepping into a craftily placed pile of dogsh*t, B of A CEO Kenneth Lewis leads the pack of chastised bankers from the White House. Vikram Pandit, meanwhile, registers disbelief as he gapes at the stinking pile of crap.

7. 
   pt bridgeport Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

   (Folding arms and not deigning even to look at what Barack put on his plate): “Well, I say it’s socialism, and I say the hell with it!”

8. 
   oldtree Says:
   March 31st, 2009 at 9:39 am

   “How come some of us had to wear handcuffs when we left?”

9. 
   Double D Says:
   March 31st, 2009 at 10:00 am

   I’ve traveled around this country
   From shore to shining shore
   And it really makes me wonder
   What the world is coming to

   I see the weary farmer
   Just plowing up the loam
   And I see the auction hammer
   A’selling off his home

   But the banks are made of marble
   With a guard at every door
   And the vaults are made of silver
   That the workers sweated for.

   Pete Seeger

10. 
    bimbo Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Bank of America CEO KennyBoy Lewis grimaces after being told by Secret Service personnel that the A on his name tag for his Friday visit to the White House stood for asshole.

11. 
    Phoenician in a time of Romans Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 2:08 am

    The bankers set off on their epic journey back to the Hamptons, where they will rest up, gain weight, and perhaps search for mates…