The Repugs must be desperate
Separated at birth? Jonathan Krohn & Damien
Step aside, Rush Limpboy & Flobby Jindal, the Repugs have gotta new spiritual leader: 13-year old Jonathan Krohn! The good news for them is that little Krohn is none other than Damien, the Son of Satan. Now they’ve got their candidate for 2030, who is guaranteed to win, what with the backing of Hell and all!
Little Krohn/Damien embraced his birthright at a tender young age of 8, and has been prepping to take over the US and the world ever since.
Tags: Bobby Jindal, Damien, Jonathan Krohn, Omen 2, Rush Limbaugh
February 27th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
“Embraced his birthrate”?
Just because you’re writing about religious conservatives doesn’t mean you have to speak in tongues.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Fixed.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:26 am
Aw, give them a break. They’re just checking things off a list:
woman (Sarah Palin)
brown person (Bobby Jindal, Michael Steele)
religious child (Jonathan Krohn)
weight challenged (Rush Limbaugh)
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Is this kid related to the kid from the “Man Show” that used to offend the public by pretending to be an insult comic when he was just an insult? Sold beer and hookers on the street corner I think?