Advice for Obama – dump Biden!

Here she is...Miss VP!

….and pick the winner of the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant to be his running mate! Turns out she is “in the Obama camp!” That would take some air out of the Palin ‘bounce!’ I could just imagine the acceptance speech (spoken with appropriate snarkiness):

“I guess a Miss Alaska is sort of like a ‘mayor of bumfuck,’ except that you have actual responsibilities”

Why pick the loser when you can go with the winner? Extra bonus – she is a recording artist, so the campaign wouldn’t have to secure rights to any music for campaign events!

Tip of the ‘Nose to Film Critic Buddy.

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3 Responses to “Advice for Obama – dump Biden!”

  1. Kilgore Trout Says:

    “I guess Governor of Alaska is sort of like a Governor of Arkansas except that you have
    Ted Stevens
    stamped on your forehead.”

  2. dosido Says:

    “I guess being Mayor of Wasilla is like being Mayor of Selma AL except it’s a lot colder and we don’t have statues of loser generals.”

  3. Dhalgren Says:

    Well, is she available as a surrogate? Can we have her woo Chris Matthrews?

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