Caption contest, 7/11
“No, George, the box on your back doesn’t need more power; it’s
working fine… and could you please stop calling it an ‘arc reactor’?”
Via Reuters: “U.S. President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush depart the White House for the presidential retreat Camp David for the weekend.”
Not quite the full story, I’m sure you agree. Please explain for us in the comments.
Tags: bush, Caption contest, Laura Bush
July 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Laura: Congratulations, George. Now that the bank runs have begun, your presidency is complete. Let’s go snort some coke.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:20 am
“Now jus le go a me, woman. Ah’ve pissed on jus bout every thing else an I’m a fixin’ to piss on this here lawn… for completely sake.”
July 12th, 2008 at 5:55 am
“Just tell me, George, what has Condi got that I haven’t?”
July 12th, 2008 at 8:59 am
What’s wrong with this picture?
L: “George, you seem stockier somehow. Are you porking up for our life after the presidency in dirt poor Paraguay?”
GWB: “Maybe. How about you?”
July 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Laura helps keep her husband upright until the Viagra(r) takes effect.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
LB: Look, I’m sure they’ll have jello for desert at dinner. Just come back inside and behave.
GB: But I wanted jello for desert at lunch. You promised!
LB: Now George, I said we might. Now come on in these folks paid a lot money to have lunch with you and promised to give your library a lot of money and you don’t want to disappoint them.
GB: Is Condi coming over for dinner?
LB:…Ahh..Ummm…well….we’ll talk about it after lunch, now just come on back inside and I’m sure the chef has some cookies or maybe some ice cream….
July 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Laura: “Honey, I’ll be you, and you be Chancellor Merkel.”
July 13th, 2008 at 6:08 am
His wife’s reassuring hand on his back gave the chimperor just enough confidence to carry on the madness until .01.20.09. Or, was she trying to activate the reset button?
July 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The State Of The Union Address: Piss Off, Amererica!
PatRIOTically,
W