Just as BP shuts down the undersea gusher, some drunken redneck smashes his boat into a small wellhead in the Gulf of Mexico. What are the odds that this could happen? Well they have a lot of boat-driving drunken rednecks down there in the Gulf, and a lot of wells and pipelines…
Repug pols can be honest – when the microphones are off! Republican Senate Candidate Ken Buck calls Tea Bagger Birthers dumb-asses:
“Will you tell those dumbasses at the Tea Party to stop asking questions about birth certificates while I’m on the camera,” Buck said to the staffer. “God, what am I supposed to do?”
Now if he’d only speak the truth when he knows he is on camera, America can make some progress going forward!
Tip of the ‘Nose to Film Critic Buddy
War Nerd is back with a weird meandering post that is, as usual, fun to read.
PRC ‘take’ on Sarah Palin:
Wish they would make this into a video game!
The People’s Republic of China has surpassed the U.S. in energy usage. Seems like only yesterday when CMike was berating me for negatively comparing Chinese output of CO2 to that of the U.S. That’s a first-place we really didn’t need 
Here is civil disobedience, Texas-style. Reactionary politics by other means.
*Update 7/21/10* Reactionary ‘humor’ always seems to involve violence. And this nut was stopped by sheer luck from doing a Texas-style gun massacre at the ACLU and the Tides Foundation.
Good office relationships start with breast milk
In perhaps the (unintentionally) funniest bit of silliness out of Islam since Ayatollah Sistani’s FAQ, check out the latest fatwa from Saudi Clerics promoting “adult breast-feeding to establish “maternal relations” and preclude the possibility of sexual contact” to allow men and women who work together to do so without a male relative chaperon.
*Update 7/20/10* In an unrelated Fatwa, it’s okay to drink coffee made from beans pooped out by a civet cat, provided they are first washed. Seriously. I couldn’t make something like that up!
Spy Buddy provides us with this wry commentary:
I am disappointed with the Pakistani government because they have banned the new Bollywood comedy movie, “Tere bin Laden.” This movie is about a Pakistani TV journalist who interviews a fake bin Laden double to secure to promote his career and a U.S. visa to pursue his dream of breaking into American TV.
This is pretty odd, since the government allows Ali Saleem to air his show, Late Night with Begum Nawazish Ali. Here, Ali Saleem is the cross-dressing Pakistani socialite version of John Stewart. Despite being asked provocative questions and being exposed to Begum’s criticism, politicians line up to be on his show.
I always thought the Pakistani government had a sense of humor beyond some Asian version of Benny Hill, not just because they tolerate Late Night with Begum Nawazish Ali but in the way the government pisses all over its close ally, the US. (And this is comedy). For example, Pakistan claims to be an American ally and receives billions of dollars in aide to fight religious extremists in their country while the same Pakistan government generously redistributes that aide to the Taliban, al Qaeda, and other religious zealots who are responsible for terrorist acts in and outside Pakistan (including killing US soldiers in Afghanistan or the 2008 Mumbai Attacks). Just recently, Pakistan has taken US aid to subsidize its recent purchase of two 635 megawatt reactors from Beijing for its plutonium production complex where Pakistan continues build nuclear weapons so they can blow up their arch enemy India or sell on the global black market to another terrorist organization.
I guess some things just aren’t funny – like Tere bin Laden!
Haha a cross-dressing Jon Stewart! I wish I spoke Urdu or they’d subtitle that!
Could BP have finally stopped the oil gusher? Looks plausible in the ROV cam:
*Update 7/19/10* Uh oh, seepage detected…
*Update 7/19/10 7:27P PT* and oil leaking out of the cap 
*Update 7/21/10* The oil spill in China is now deemed twice as bad as originally thought.
Maybe the Feds will remove his eye shadow too...
The crazy Nazi skinhead who wanted to kill Obama is now asking for the Feds to remove his Nazi tattoos for fear of reprisal in prison. Doesn’t tattoo removal cost a bundle? Feds should comply to the spirit of his request by either modifying his swastika to be a little box with a cross in it, or just covering it with a suitable brand from a cattle ranch. Poor baby!
